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    作者  jazzlamb (爵士羊)       攝影:伊美湄





    自從亞洲天團ＭＬＢ代言了美白乳液，腦部共鳴器，睡眠學習機等熱賣商品後
                                                                               
　聲勢扶搖直上，引起了蘋果電腦高層的密切注意
                                                                               
　終於在２００５年的今天
                                                                               
　Apple找上了ＭＬＢ做他們最新一季產品的代言！！！
                                                                               
　那就是～～～～～～
                                                                               
　ＩＰＯＤ　ＰＡＰＥＲ　！！！！！
                                                                               
　運用了高度的奈米技術，蘋果電腦超越了體積的障礙
                                                                               
　製作出只有一張紙厚度的ipod-paper

    震驚微軟，IBM，小福，小小福等大型科技產業霸主
                                                                               
　蘋果電腦發言人湯姆表示：這項技術將讓蘋果站上人類科技史的巔峰
                                                                               
　以下是ipod-paper 2005未上市版本的介紹
                                                                               
                                                                               
　＊輕薄的機身，不聽音樂時還能當書籤
                                                                               
　＊想傳歌給朋友們分享時，只要將您的ipod-paper摺成紙飛機狀射給朋友即可
                                                                               
　＊絕對是送禮的最好選擇，甚至可以折成紙鶴送給生病的朋友呢
                                                                               
　＊整個機體支援手寫，您可以將文字書寫在ipod-paper的任何角落
                                                                               
　＊支援各國語言，您想寫注音文上去也沒關係
                                                                               
　＊最合宜的容量，6MB的容量讓您只能存一首歌，再也不用從千百首中找歌而

      煩惱
                                                                               
　＊2005版本不防水也易留下油漬，這些都將在2006即將上市的ipod-paper 

       MAX改進
                                                                               
　 現在還是ipod-paper的宣傳期

    明天Betty還是會把嶄新的ipod-paper帶去台大校園宣傳
                                                                               
　對ipod-paper有高度興趣的朋友們
                                                                               
　或是對ＭＬＢ極度瘋狂的粉絲們
                                                                               
　都歡迎你們前來進一步了解這突破科技的最新機種

 

左上:I-Pod paper機身       右上:全圖





左:只有0.001mm的厚度讓您愛不釋手



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